This is My Life

elliebeanz:

if u feel like u dont know what ur doing w ur life just remember that venus spins backwards and we dont even fuckin know why. just do whatever you wanna honestly

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egobuzz:

egobuzz:

in elementary school we used to have pizza parties at the end of the year

now we just have exams and tears

#what twenty one pilots song is this from (x)

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bombliate:

started from the bottom and i am currently still at the bottom

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bisexualwatson:

“why are you using men’s body wash” maybe I wanna smell like a fuckin pine tree idk why are you gendering soaps

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hikkomijian:

if you wanna date me you have to fight my 7 evil anxieties 

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All searches relating “ted cruz” and “zodiac killer” have been removed from google

kafkamilktea:

theinfinitebox:

On February 26th, NPR posted this screenshot of the google search “ted cruz is”: 

“Is ted cruz the zodiac killer” is the second suggestion. Here is a screenshot from today (3/21):

Nothing about the zodiac killer. The conspiracy theory is also absent from any search suggestions for other combinations of ‘ted cruz’ and ‘zodiac killer’. So maybe there’s a reasonable explanation: fewer people are asking google if Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer, and are instead asking if he is republican or married. Nope. Not according to google trends, which shows ‘is ted cruz the zodiac killer’ as a more interesting search term since February. 

Conclusion

Ted cruz got google to remove all search suggestions relating him to the zodiac killer (because ted cruz is the zodiac killer).

Ted Cruz killed people at google

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surprisebitch:

cheese666burger:

I cant believe that in hsm 2 troy thought that ryan was going to steal his girl

really troy

really?????

it looked more like Ryan was going to steal Taylor’s man tbh..

how did they end up wearing each other’s clothes? 👀

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dynastylnoire:

brassparker:

brassparker:

i failed a student for their midterm grade, and they just sent me an email that just says “bruh.”

deadass

can we appreciate the respectfully tho?

we’ve all been the student

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fem-usa:

papahansolo:

papahansolo:

papahansolo:

why does Ted Cruz always look like his suit is way too tight?

the man doesn’t know how to act like a real person i mean look at him

PUT YA ARMS DOWN

CLOSE YA DAMN LEGS BOY

If this gets 500 notes I’ll print it and send it to Ted Cruz'a main campaign office

i’ll print it tonight and mail it tomorrow 

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